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Own Brand Jokes

ISIS recently released their own brand of anti-dandruff shampoo

It's called Shoulders

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I've started my own brand of Reindeer Jerky...

I call it "Little Blitz N' Pieces"

Joel Osteen is coming out with his own brand of candy bars.

They’re called Charlatan Chew.

I'm going to start my own brand of rice wine called "Shi Kitsune"

Of course we'll have to translate it for the US market, Four Fox Sake

Why doesn’t Aldi have its own brand of nuts?

They could call it Aldi’s nuts.

Ha got emm

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Reddit is releasing its own brand of olive oil in honor of its users

It only comes in extra virgin

I learned the Mandalorian stays ripped by drinking his own brand of protein powder.

This Is The Whey

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I'm thinking about starting up my own brand and naming it Gametes...

Because sex cells.

Captain Kirk Clothing

The actor who played Captain Kirk tried to launch his own brand of trousers but they didn't sell very well.

For some reason, people just didn't want to buy Shatner Pants.

The genie of the lamp

A hipster goes to an antique market where he spots a cool looking brass lamp. It's only $20, so he buys and takes it home.
He spots a black mark on the side so he gets out the brass polish and rubs it to remove the mark. There's a flash and this giant Middle Eastern dude appeares in his lounge. "...

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