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Oven Mitt Jokes

I don't buy cheap oven mitts anymore

I've been burnt before

I used to be on of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot

But then I discovered oven mitts

Chef Tips

A chef walks into a bar, orders dinner and watches an episode of Hell's Kitchen on the bar TV. "You know, I used to be one of those chefs that yelled and shouted all the time," the bartender comments. "And then I discovered oven mitts."

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

It's so hot...

...asphalt has a liquid state.
...I saw bird pull a worm out of the ground using oven mitts.
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