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Ovechkin Jokes

Alex Ovechkin invites Sidney Crosby over to watch a movie

Crosby sits down in the theater room, and waits for Ovechkin. Ovechkin finally walks in, and is drinking a cup a water. Crosby says "Hey can i get something to drink?". Ovechkin responds sorry I only have one cup.

I'll have an Ovechkin

A Penguins fan walks into a bar in DC. The bartender says "what'll you have?"

"One Ovechkin please"

The bartender thinks for a minute and scratches his head "the Gr8 8 has enjoyed a drink at this very bar but I'm not sure how to make an Ovechkin"

The Penguins fan say...

The Washington Capitals walk into a bar.

Everybody orders a drink. They all finish drinking and order another. The Bartender asks if they would like to start a tab. Ovechkin comes out and says, "No, thanks. We always stop at the second round."

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