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Nuthouse Jokes

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First day working at the nuthouse.

A guy starts his first day at his new job in the local mental institution. The boss tells him his first day all he has to do is check on 4 patients, and write down how they are doing. He walks to the first patient's room and opens the door. The patient is pretending to play football. He then asks th...

Why did the man with the peanut allergy die in prison?

He was sentenced to the nuthouse.

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