Numero Jokes

He has 5 letters in his last name

He lives at 555 w 5th Avenue
And has worked for 5 years at Saks 5th Avenue

He obviously has a thing for the number 5.

Last week he went to the race track

He saw in the 5th race in the 5th spot is a horse called numero cinco.

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Monty has five letters in his first name...
He has 5 letters in his second name...

He has lived his entire life at 555 West 55th Street
In NYC

And worked his entire career at Saks 5 Avenue

He met his wife in Fifth Grade..

He has 5 kids and owns 5 cars...

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