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Nosql Jokes

3 Database admins walk into a NoSQL bar

They soon walk out because they couldn't find a table.

Three relational databases walk into a NoSql bar. They left after 5 mins....

They couldn't find a table!

SQL and Oracle walk into a NoSQL bar...

They waited around for 25 minutes but then had to leave. They couldn't find a table.

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