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Nft Jokes

Looks like NFT prices have hit rock bottom.

Get your monkey for nothin' and your chimps for free.



I want my, I want my, I want my NFT.

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A random girl asked me to explain to her what an NFT is

I replied that an NFT is like everyone fucking your wife and using her, but you don't have to worry because you have the paperwork which says you are married to her.

After Trump’s NFT announcement…

He was called a charlatan. He denied it, saying he lives in Florida.

How do you imprison a NFT?

You tie it up with a block chain.

I made a bad NFT pun.

Why can't you buy mushrooms with NFTs?
???
Because it's a Non **fungi**ble token .

Can someone explain to me what an NFT is?

Imagine your wife is getting drilled by everyone and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. But you have a marriage certificate. That’s the NFT.

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Did you hear that Lance Armstrong has an NFT?

A Non-functional Testical

Someone tried to send me an NFT of Mr. Ed

But I know better than to look a GIF horse in the mouth

If you put a bunch of Bored Apes in a room

They’ll eventually churn out a Shakespeare NFT

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