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Mordecai Jokes

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My cousin Mordecai circumcises elephants

He says the pay is crap but the tips are big

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear the sound of a fly being undone.

(Recycled the joke from Mordecai Richler's "Barney's Version". It's a very good read with lots of content to laugh at if you have the time)

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