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My kids wanted to know some spanish

They ask me "how do you say "Oh my God" in Spanish, Dad?"

I say, "Aye Dios mio, but we should not take the Lord's name in vain. Say "Oh my gosh"".

They say, "how do you say THAT in Spanish?"

I said, as I realized the Dad joke I had stumbled on, "Aye Diosh mio..."

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A callow youth walks into a talent scout’s office…

…gingerly cradling a cardboard box with some small holes poked in two sides.

After sitting nervously among a four-foot-tall sword swallower, a violinist with six-fingers on each hand, and a sexy contortionist named LuLu LaFrance who whispered something in his ear that turned him beet red, the...

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Three buddies from high school take a trip to Mexico...

Each of the men has spent their lives productively, and are each at the top of their respective fields, and they've kept in touch over the years. They decide that, to celebrate their twentieth high school graduation anniversary, they're going to go down to Mexico City together and generally live it ...

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