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Mid Life Jokes

Mid life career change

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what do you do?" the bartender chats him up. "Well I used to work in food service, but I just got a new job in IT," the guy says. "How was it changing careers?" the bartender asks. "Well, you know, a job is a job. I guess the biggest difference is that t...

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What do you call a caterpiller having a mid life crisis?

A butterfly.

Why was the antivaxxers 5 year old crying?

Mid Life crisis

My anti vaxer neighbor's eight year old was throwing a temper tantrum

"Isn't she too old to throw a temper tantrum?", I asked.
"It's not a temper tantrum. It's a mid life crisis."

Why was the new born baby crying in his anti vax mom hands

He was having a mid life crisis

What's the worst part about being an anti-Vaxxer parent?

Having to deal with the terrible twos and the mid life crisis at the same time.

Went to the doctors and I said, I hate the west and I want all the infidels dead.

He told me I was going through a mid life Isis

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