Memory Card Jokes

The Memory Card spots a piano, sits down at it and starts playing some incredible music.

After a number of songs, mostly original, the Memory Card gets up and the bar goes wild with cheers and applause.

The bar owner was incredibly impressed and runs up to the Memory Card and says, "Bu... read more

I am in the hospital because my
friend swallowed a 16gb memory
card and he is singing all songs in it..
We are praying that he doesn't
reach video folder..

Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.

The XD card.

A spy stationed in a foreign country stopped responding to his handler. After a while, the handler received a letter in the mail. It told her the spy has been compromised, but, before his capture, he'd snuck out some very important government secrets. He'd used the world's smallest memory card to co... read more

Unfortunately it's digital and it didn't come with a memory card.