Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
· My son, "Bernie, I want you t...
I cheated on my wife tonight. The guilt is really getting to me... maybe I should confess?
How do I tell her that when she was on the toilet, I took $5000 from the bank and put two houses on Mayfair.
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