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Legen Jokes

I'm from Northern Ireland, and my life is LEGEN ... wait for it ...

DARY/LONDONDARY.

Have you heard about the most famous cow in history?

It was Legen-Dairy

Did you hear about the cow...

... that gave world class, 1st prize winning milk?

Yeah, it was legen-dairy.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man wants to impress a girl, so he asks his friend to help him make a legendary meal.

His friend agrees, and they get the candle-lit table all set up. The man brings his girl in, pulls out her chair, then takes his seat. The friend then sweeps out, and presents... a bowl full of chicken drumsticks and a couple of glasses of milk.

The man is shocked, and makes a quick excuse be...

We need to re-evaluate our use of the word 'Legendary.' We used to Say it of the person that pulled the sword from the stone.

Now we say it about whoever can find the Doritos.

How do you call the greatest milk ever produced?

Legendairy

Have y'all heard of the cow that produces milk that taste like that stuff of myths?

It's legen-dairy

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