Law And Order Jokes - 7 Hilarious Law And Order Jokes

Trump kept talking about restoring "law and order."

I don't know about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.

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I'm so tired of hearing Law and Order jokes.

They've all been done done.

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What award goes to the eunuch who creates law and order among all the other eunuchs?

The no ball peace prize.

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How about instead of law and order there’s a show called law and hors d’oeuvres

and Ice-T says “we found deviled eggs and jalapeno poppers in the victim’s anal cavity”

I just barely crossed the finish line in a Law and Order 5k race.

I would have got first, but the cops beat me to it.

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White and Wong

One Sunday, back in 2005/2006, as i was reading the comics from the local paper, i was trying to remember the name of one of the actors from Law and Order: SVU. For the life of me i couldn't remember his name. My grandpa, being a smart-ass, gave me a hint by saying A.C. White. I thought about it for...

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Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be

That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.

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