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Trump kept talking about restoring "law and order."

I don't know about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.

I'm so tired of hearing Law and Order jokes.

They've all been done done.

What award goes to the eunuch who creates law and order among all the other eunuchs?

The no ball peace prize.

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How about instead of law and order there’s a show called law and hors d’oeuvres

and Ice-T says “we found deviled eggs and jalapeno poppers in the victim’s anal cavity”

I just barely crossed the finish line in a Law and Order 5k race.

I would have got first, but the cops beat me to it.

White and Wong

One Sunday, back in 2005/2006, as i was reading the comics from the local paper, i was trying to remember the name of one of the actors from Law and Order: SVU. For the life of me i couldn't remember his name. My grandpa, being a smart-ass, gave me a hint by saying A.C. White. I thought about it for...

Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be

That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.

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