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Lava Lamp Jokes

Girl, are you a lava lamp?

Cause I could watch you go up and down for hours

I dropped my lava lamp into a deep hole in the ground.

And now I can’t reach my magma lamp.

Why did a hippie head to a volcano?

So he can get himself a lava lamp!

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A cat or a pill

A cold, withered, teenage addict wandered to his dope dealer’s apartment. Through the back, up the stairs, he knocked at the door. \*knock knock\*

“Who's there?” Said the dope drug dealer.

“Just me, looking for comfort.”

“Comfort huh… you look rather withered and cold.”

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Signs you drink too much coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.

- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

- You ski uphill.

- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

- You lick your coffeepot clean.

- You're the employee of ...

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