King Tut Jokes - 7 Hilarious King Tut Jokes

What was King Tut known as in the wild west?

Rootin' Tutankhamun

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What does a trumpet have in common with King Tut?

They have the fact that both toot in common

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Are you a fan of King Tut?

Me too! Well, at least we have Tutankhamen

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A blind girl walks into a museum and stops at the King Tut display.

She grabs her seeing eye dog and starts swinging him over her head in a circle.
A man tackles her and they both fall to the floor.
Why the hell did you do that? she exclaims...I was just having a look around.

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If King Tut had traveled to Japan

there's a good chance he would've been... poopin ramen.

What did King Tut say when he got scared?

I want my mummy

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Which Egyptian Pharoah was the most judgemental?

King Tut Tut

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