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I wanted to learn so I bought the Kamasutra and...

Man, there's a lot of fucking information in here.

The Bible and the Quran tell us to love each other

The Kamasutra is more specific.

My girlfriend bought me the kamasutra last year

Which put me in a very awkward position.

Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one...

...And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

A girl asked her boyfriend what the Kamasutra was...

He replied "Let me put it this way"

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Italian Casanova

An Italian was driving his sports car along the Amalfi coast when he saw a beautiful girl hitchhiking. He stopped the car and offered the girl a ride. He went in ‘Casanova-mode’ and leaned over the pull the girl close. She didn’t object so he took it a step further. He drove to his house and took th...

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\*1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!\*


\*2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panti...

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