A few years ago my wife asked me if I'd seen the news story about a Moose walking into a lobby in Alaska. It sounded so much the first line of a joke that I figured I had to come up with something...

A moose walks into a hotel lobby in Alaska and starts eating the plants.

The hotel manager comes over and says, "Juneau, it's illegal to eat the foliage, don't you?"

The Moose looks at him calmly, still chewing, and says, "Nome, Nome, Nome."

Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?...

I guess Alaska professional!

"What's the capital of Alaska?"

\- "Juneau".

\- "No, I don't, that's why I'm asking".

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The Texan in Alaska

1960, Alaska is now a state. A Texan moves up to Alaska determined to be a citizen of the largest state in the union. He walks into the first bar in Juneau and shouts "All right, I'm going to be an Alaskan! You there, Barkeep, I'm going to be an Alaskan! What do I have to do to become an Alaskan!" <...

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

It gets cold in Alaska during the winter.

Juneau what I mean?

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