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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher!

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you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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Do you want a Jolly Rancher?

Go fuck a farmer

What do you call a farm hand who can't stop laughing?

A jolly rancher.

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What type of candy do you buy for...

What type of candy do you buy for a comedian?

...Snickers

What type of candy do you buy for a happy horse owner?

...Jolly Rancher

What type of candy do you buy for a rap star?

...M&Ms

What type of candy do you buy for a divorced wife with no prenup?
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What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers?

Jolly Ranchers

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