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Johan Jokes

Some Say Ridley Scott, others say Johan Harstad.

Astronaut 1: So how are you liking space?


Astronaut 2: It's neat, but I can't find milk for my coffee.


Astronaut 1: In space, no one can; here, use cream.

Who is a chickens favourite composer

Johan Sebastian Bock

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This guy walks into a Mercedes agency and asks for the top executive model.

Money is not an issue, but the car has to have everything installed. And he means EVERYTHING he is not joking. The company goes and install usb sockets for each passenger, a blue tooth operated coffee machine (with proper grinder, not that with capsules), a GPS tracking got each wheel and t...
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