Some Say Ridley Scott, others say Johan Harstad.

Astronaut 1: So how are you liking space?


Astronaut 2: It's neat, but I can't find milk for my coffee.


Astronaut 1: In space, no one can; here, use cream.

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Johan, the ...

I was passing through a local village and decided to take a break from my travels and rest at the inn. Fortunately, the inn was attached to the local pub in which all the locals gathered for evening drinks. After dropping my bags off, I was excited to spend time and get to the know the town folk. As...

Who is a chickens favourite composer

Johan Sebastian Bock

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This guy walks into a Mercedes agency and asks for the top executive model.

Money is not an issue, but the car has to have everything installed. And he means EVERYTHING he is not joking. The company goes and install usb sockets for each passenger, a blue tooth operated coffee machine (with proper grinder, not that bullshit with capsules), a GPS tracking got each wheel and t...

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