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Induced Coma Jokes

Short lived

A man wakes up from induced coma after a surgery and finds the doctor sitting by his bed.

"Doctor, was the surgery a success? " - He asks.

"Well there's been a bit of a complication" answers the doctor, "you only have 5 to live".

Panicked, the man asks: "Five what? Years? Months...

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what a set up, for a dad joke. it's worth it tho

full disclosure, this isn't my joke, was sent to me


I knew a bloke who was a massive fan of tractors his whole life.

When he was a kid, he didn't have toy cars or posters of lambos on his bedroom wall, he had toy tractors and trailers and posters of the latest John Deeres.

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