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High And Dry Jokes

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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, a...

What do you call it when your friends offer you weed but refuse to share their alcohol?

being left high and dry

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A man walks into a bar...

Late one Saturday night a man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says

"I got a wager for you"

"what would that be?" the bartender replies

"I'll bet you $500 that I can bite my own eye" the man says plainly.

"Fine, you got yourself a deal" the bartender agre...

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