Hard Work Jokes - 52 Hilarious Hard Work Jokes

Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work

to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.

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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the lot for me.

Love Dad.
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After 37 years I’m finally ready to retire with $5,000,000 I’ve accumulated through hard work, careful saving, living a life of simple means...

...and the death of an uncle who left me $4,999,996.50

Hard work has a future payoff.

Laziness pays off NOW.

Being a politicians must be hard work

They’re all taking work home with them, apparently

A working man would come home after a week of hard work, so his wife thought that she could suprise him with a mighty dinner

So she gutted a chicken and threw it's intestines in the toilet. When the husband came home they had a great dinner and ate themselves full. After the dinner the husband stood up and said "excuse me, I need to go to the toilet" after a while the husband came back pale white a soaked with sweat. The ...

When I was young I was poor, but after decades of hard work

I'm no longer young.

If hard work is the key to success,

most people would rather pick the lock.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up

I now suffer from anxiety and depression

Rock climbers are doing hard work.

Don't they Everest?

It's hard work robbing bakeries.

No pain, no gain.

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After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long stay at a swanky resort

While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him.

Joe approached the man, and seized his hand....

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It must be hard working as a prostitute.

After all, work just comes and goes.

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Loves is hard work

That‘s why it‘s called blowjob, not blowholiday.

Hard work never killed anyone...

...but better not risk it.

After seven years of medical training and hard work

my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

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A hard working man puts in overtime all week and is so tired all he wants to do for the weekend is sleep.

He comes home friday and plops down on the couch and starts to doze off. His wife comes in, nudges him and says, "Honey my car won't start, will you take a look at it ?" The husband says, "Who do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench ? Take my truck."

He's sound asleep Saturday morning when his wife c...

After years of hard work in the gym as a personal trainer I finally admitted I wasn’t strong enough and quit.

I just handed in my too weak notice.

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What job has the most hard working men

Porn

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work...

We were able to lift his coffin.

A Soviet era joke about the value of hard work - Drink vodka, play cards

*This joke was told to me by a former colleague who was Russian, and had lived and worked under the Soviet system. He was a nuclear engineer there... and the only member of his team not sent to Chernobyl to help in the clean up. Anyway, like our hero of this story, I was fresh faced and a little hig...

Through hard work and perseverance

I've gone from living paycheck to paycheck,
To living direct deposit to direct deposit.

Being a pizza delivery person and a comedian is hard work.

You have the right stuff, but sometimes you get the delivery wrong.

BTW, they fired me from my pizza delivery job.

After years of hard work after college, I finally paid back my student loans.

I wish I can post this in a different sub.

Training for a marathon can be hard work

But it'll be good for you in the long run.

After years of hard work, a poor man and his wife manage to fulfill their dream of immigrating into the United States.

As they arrive, he sadly informs his wife he's heard that people in the U.S. actually eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well.

With a disgusted look on her face the wife sadly agrees, so they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.'

The wif...

Being in the door business is hard work...

I'm always getting slammed!

I was hard at work

I was hard at work at the weekend, when my colleague leaned over and said to me "don't kill yourself"

I thought on it, yet two days later they found me suspending from a 20 storey apartment block.

It's hard work being a window cleaner.

After years of hard work, an ambitious yuppie books himself on a Caribbean cruise.

He has the time of his life until the boat
sinks and he ends up on a desert island. A month later the man
looks out to sea and sees a gorgeous woman rowing to shore. He
asks her where she’s come from.

"I was shipwrecked last year," she says. "I’ve been stranded on the
other sid...

I got fired from my job this week, which is ridiculous considering I was putting in 80+ hours of hard work..

...every single year.

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We should all thank our buttholes for all the hard work they do.

Seriously, they’ve seen some shit.

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A fourth-generation prostitute goes home to her great-grandmother's house for a family dinner. She begins complaining to her family about work. "Geeze! Men these days complain about paying $50 for a blowjob! It's hard work! I earn that money!"

Mom, who was a hooker in the 1980s laughs, "Fifty bucks!? You're complaining about that? When I was on the streets, we were lucky to get $20!"

Grandma giggles, "You two are both spoiled brats! Back in the 1950s, we took $5 for a blowey and we were glad to get it!"

They all turn to grea...

What does Bruce Lee drink after a hard work out?

Wa-TAH!!

It's hard work being a commuter.

You have to train a lot.

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Why can you never use a mule to do the hard work?

They always half-ass it.

Every generation thinks the next one is not as good or hard working.

I'm not sure that's true, but we'll see what those lazy, freeloading teenagers think of the generation after them.

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Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only survivors of a shipwreck.

They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody els...

After a lot of hard work I’ve finally made the local limbo team.

I had to bend over backwards to get in though.

I used to work with a hard working guy who didn't know the meaning of the word surrender, or the meaning of the word capitulate, didn't even know the meaning of the word abandon....

When he retired we bought him a dictionary.

After months of hard work and dedication, I finally have a body I am proud of!

It was worth the weight

America is home to the most hard working people in the world:

The Mexicans.

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Having a baby son and a methhead girlfriend at the same time is hard work.

I mean, one keeps shitting on the floor, cries all the time, gets sick constantly and thus costs me a fortune.

Sometimes I feel lucky that my son is a quiet kind of kid

It would be hard work being a deep-sea diver

they're under a lot of pressure.

Farmer Joe's bull breaks down the barbed wire fence again...

Joe is getting fed up with constantly replacing his fence posts and barbed wire. Chasing down the bull and getting him back to the field is no easy task either. So he goes to his neighbor Steve for advice. Steve being the nice neighborly farmer says "I've got plenty of barbed wire you can use to rep...

It took a year of hard work, but I lost over 200lbs!

My lawyer was a huge help during the divorce.

I'm tired of people stomping all over my hard work, trampling on it without even noticing.

Maybe I should quit my job at the doormat factory...

The candidates keep appealing to "Hard Working Americans"...

But what about the Reddit community?

Despite my deathly egg allergy, I’ve managed to become the world’s greatest French pastry chef. All it takes is hard work, determination, and most importantly...

No des oefs.

On new years, 2019, i made a resolution to lose 10 kg by 2020. After months of hard work, blood, sweat, and tears,

I can proudly say i only have 16 more kg to go

I know how to solve the homeless problem and make bums into hard working citizens!

Give them construction worker helmets. They already have the standing around doing nothing part down!

After 40 years of hard work, a man retired with $5,000,000.00 which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, devotion to duty, thrift, efficiency, shrewd investment..

And the death of an uncle who left him $4,999,999.50

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I've always wanted to marry a girl who's confident, hard working, and helps me achieve my goals....

So I married a stripper. Confident enough to be on stage naked, works long shifts in the middle of the night, helps me achieve my goals..that is until the song ends. That will be another 40 bucks.

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