Hameed the good lad

Once upon a time, a small boy named Hameed lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Hameed!!!" One day, his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told h...

What does someone with a history or violence who digs up coal, and an 11 year old who swears at you during online hames have in common?

They're both offensive minors.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman are marooned on an island

John, Mick, and McTavish have been stuck on the island for a very long time, and all have grown long beards.

One day while exploring, John discovered an old type of lamp, like an oil lamp.

Mick saw it and said "It could be an ol' genie! rub it a few times"

John rubs the lamp thr...

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A Scotsman and his ever nagging wife...

A Scotsman and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when his wife died suddenly.

When making the arrangements, the undertaker said:

"It will cost £5,000 to send her home for burial or £50 to bury her here."

So the Scotsman said to send her home.

"But sir!",...

What do you call a Muslim with a piece of ham on his head

Hamed... What do you call one with two pieces of ham on his head
Morhamed

An Irishman marooned on a desert island frees a genie

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and Irishman (Paddy, of course) survived a plane crash, and were washed ashore on a desert island.

They were there for years, and became quite emaciated, with the lack of food.

One day a bottle washes up on the shore. They all look at it, and Paddy rubs it to...

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