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Golden Girls Jokes

I think 2022 is going to be a great year.

It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

A guy moves his mom into a nursing home, settles her in, and heads home

As she's sitting in her chair watching Golden Girls, she slumps over to the side and has a strange expression on her face.

Seeing this, one of the caretakers rushes over and props her back up.

Then, during Matlock, she slumps again and is promptly attended to.

During Wheel o...

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you all look out the left side of the plane..."

"... it'll tip over"

(Credit to The Golden Girls)

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O'Furniture!

(Heard it on the Golden Girls)

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