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I am over 18

What's the difference between git and github?

Same as the difference between porn and pornhub.

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What do you call a black hat GitHub contributor?

An evil sourcerer

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IT Bug

I reporter a bug on github.

Tech support replied:

This bug has been deprecated for 6 months
it has been replaced by a new bug.

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