There's a fly in my soup !

Man on holiday in Paris goes to a restaurant and orders his dinner. When the soup arrives he finds a fly in the soup.
He calls the waiter over, and mustering his best French says:
Garcon, voici le mouche !
The waiter looks at the soup for a moment and then replies (in his best En...

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Spanish delicacy

So this guy goes on a trip to Spain. One day he decides to go to a very traditional Spanish restaurant, right next to the bull fight ring, for some authentic Spanish food. He sees a man eating a long sausage, and asks the waiter to bring him what that man is eating.

Senor, the waiter says, th...

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