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Friendzone Jokes

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How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it then get pissed when it doesn't screw.

As a male, if a girl gets undressed in front of you, she is either interested in you or you're level 100 friendzoned

Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet.

If a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she either really likes you, or you've been completely friendzoned

Or she hasn't seen you in the tree with your binoculars yet.

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To get out of friendzone..

Send her a dick pic .

Whatever happens next,one thing is sure,you won't be stuck in friend zone

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did i get friendzoned?

a few months ago i met a girl at university, we introduced ourselves and we got along well (i thought)

anyways as the months tick by i saw myself catching feelings for her and i had just built up the courage to ask her out to the movies, so when we next saw each-other (at her house) i thought...

How to get out of friendzone

"Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Works everytime

Why did one lamb friendzone the other?

She didn’t want to ruin their friendsheep.

Mathematicians don't call it friendzone.

They call it asymptote.

I was finally able to make it out of the friendzone.

Turns out she didn’t want to be my friend either.

Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

I'm from the friendzone originally

But now I live in the bae area.

I just won the 2016 friendzone award.

I'd like to dedicate this achievement to my imaginary girlfriend, my waifu, and that cute girl in high school whom I still obsess about.

There is an benefit to being friendzoned

It implies you have a friend.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Hey guys I've been talking to this girl for a while, and I was hoping you guys could give me some advice to move out of the friendzone.

Because she's fucking crazy and I need to get away from this bitch.

Boyfriend and boy friend are different.

Because the space in between is called friendzone.

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My sex life is so bad...

Last night I tried to masturbate and I got friendzoned.

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