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For Dummies Jokes

I bought the latest edition of "Reading For Dummies"

The pages were all blank!

Fighting Big Guys for Dummies

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”
I said, “You’ll be sorry.”
He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?”
I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

Bazinga!!

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Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.

REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST

You have ...

Just finished the book Eating for Dummies

Boy was it hard to digest

I have "pro-tools for dummies" right next to my toilet...

You might say i'm an Avid reader.

I just started reading "Codependency for dummies"

I can't put it down.

I read “Plumbing for Dummies” twice, but I have no idea what I’m doing.

I think it’ll take a while before this sink’s in.

I got the book "Front Page of the Internet for Dummies" from a friend...

But I need to take it back, because I already reddit.

If I ever write a on how to become a ventriloquist, I would title it:

Ventriloquism for dummies.


Credit to u/Mezz7778

I've just seen the most confusing book...

Ventriloquism for Dummies

What book did the puppet read to get better at his craft?

Ventriloquism for Dummies!

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Some day I will write a guidebook:

"suicide for dummies", just because I fucking love redundancy

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