I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion.
Apparently “Fucking large ones” wasn’t an acceptable answer.
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Fire safety
I was at the Senior Center today and failed a Health and Safety course that was put on for us old folks...
One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
"Fuckin' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.
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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?
No Stairway.
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...
The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out.
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