Fight Or Flight Jokes - 7 Hilarious Fight Or Flight Jokes

Fight or flight is no longer...

The two have been United

The phrase used to be "Fight or flight"...

Now it's "Re-accommodate or flight"

Did you hear about the semi-pro boxer who was an amateur pilot?

He's been deciding on a career and we're still waiting on his fight or flight response.

United should rebrand to Adrenaline...

Since they promote "fight or flight".

Near death experience with united airlines

Well it was more of a fight or flight moment

I was arrested at a New Year's party last night

I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in...

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United Airlines one-liners

Hilarious Compilation of Twitterati responses on the United Airlines Fiasco #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"United Airlines: Not enough seating, prepare for a beating."

"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!"

"You can't beat our prices! But we can sure beat our passengers!"...

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