What is the last thing Dodi Fayed said to his best friend Andrew Wainrib?
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear in order to not draw attention to his head or his leg, and he has a month to prepare so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a package with the following letter:
Please find enclosed a compli...