Early Bird Special Jokes - 2 Hilarious Early Bird Special Jokes

Two old Jewish women sit down at a local restaurant to catch the early bird special...

Their waiter takes their orders, brings out the food, and then goes to wait on a different table.

Five minutes later, he decides to check in on the two women.

He comes up to their table, and with a bright and chipper smile asks:

"Good evening ladies, is *anything* alright?"

Girls night out

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and...

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