Double Major Jokes - 7 Hilarious Double Major Jokes

I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...

It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

I was double majoring in cloning and hide-and-seek

But I had to take a year off to find myself.

My wife asked what I thought our daughter was going to do in college...

"Crash and burn. It's a double major."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Not just another blond joke.

Came up with this one while sitting in class.

What do you get when you have a blond who has a double major in psychology and economics?

Someone that for a hundred bucks will blow your mind.

Young man fresh out of college gets a job at a factory

When he arrives he surprised that he is assigned as junior janitor. Shocked he asks for the manager who hired him. “Didn’t you read I have a double major in Social Science and Anthropology”

“Oh” says the man, “ I must have missed that. OK let me explain. Lift the mop up and put in the bucket,...

A tradie driving along when he sees a sign outside a house saying: “Talking dog for sale – $20.”

He can’t believe his eyes. He pulls up, gets out and knocks on the door.

“Yeah, he’s just round the back,” the owner says, and sure enough there’s the dog with his elbow on the fence chatting away to the next-door neighbour.
“I can’t believe it!” says the tradie. “You can really talk?”
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Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange

Hey guys,

Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.

I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.

First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...

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