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Donut Shop Jokes

A topologist walks into a donut shop.

He grabs a mug and a donut at the counter, then goes to fill the mug at the self serve station. At the self serve station he pours coffee on his donut then bites his mug.

A topologist walks into a donut shop.

“What flavor would you like?” asks the person behind the counter.
The topologist replies, “Decaf.”

Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical marijuana store

I’ll call it glazed and confused

Vacationers spend too much time and money at donut shops

They're torus traps

Its a man's first day working at a donut shop

The man is working the register when a customer comes in and asks, "What do you sell here?"

The man replies with, "uhhhh"

Then the manager has to come out and deal with the customer. Once he is finished and the customer leaves, the manager says to the man, "Next time they ask you that,...

So a man walks into a donut shop on Dagobah...

And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut.

The alien says, "Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday's donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have."

But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, "Are you absolutely sure I can't get...

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop?
...because he was fed up with the hole business!

i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed

i'll call it 'glazed and confused'.

Krispy Kremepie.

Wife: "You been at the donut shop, again."

Husband: "How did you know?!"

Wife: "You have a glazed look in your eyes."

A man is looking for a job in the news paper

A man is looking for a job in the news paper and he finds an ad for a donut shop, he applies and almost immediately gets the job.

On his first day he walks in the manager shoves him an apron and says

"all you have to do is sell donuts at the counter"

The man nods his head, pu...

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You just bought a self driving car that goes anywhere you tell it to go

You decide to test it out, and you say "hot dogs!"

The car speeds off and drives to the nearest hot dog stand.

"Cool! How about donuts?"

The car automatically drives to the nearest donut shop

"Alright! Now show me some horses!"

The car drives to the McDonald's acro...

Bob gets a job

A rather dimwitted fellow named bob miraculously lands a job at a donut shop next to his house.

His first day on the job, a customer enters and asks "How much are these donuts?"

Bob replies "I don't know." Fortunately, the manager comes in and begins feeding Bob his lines, telling Bob...

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Don't ask...

So one fine day, a young boy is listening to the radio. He has very bad reception so the radio is sort of static, nevertheless, he catches something about a purple donut. His curiosity sparked, he meanders over to his mother and said, "Momma, what's a purple donut?" She then gets this wild look in h...

An Eskimo was driving into town...

On an uncommonly hot day, when the car lost power and steam starting rolling out from under the hood. He called a local garage who sent a tow-truck to retrieve him.

Knowing he’d want to get on the road before dark he asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic replies, "Not sure, I’ll have to ...

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The Purple Flower

So there's this guy walking to school and on his way there he sees these two girls talking to each other. He drops in on their conversation and hears them talking about a purple flower. He thought to himself "Purple flower?" and stops to think about it. He realizes he's late for school and runs as f...

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