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Credit Score Jokes

I don’t understand why my credit score is so low.

Every time collectors call, they say my payments have been outstanding.

What kind of Doctor has the worst credit score?

Proctologists, they're always in Arrears.

Are you my credit score?

Cause you’re scary as hell

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My life is like my credit score

I used to have none. Now...its just bad

I'm confused as to why my credit score is so low...

My bank says I have an OUTSTANDING balance on my card!

An accountant joke

"dont mess with me, ill drop your credit score so low you wont be able to get a loan from a library"

-The amazing world of gumball

A frog went to the bank to take out a mortgage.

He sat down with Patty Mack the banker, and began the negotiations.

His credit score wasn't bad, but when it came to the subject of collateral, he was a little unsure. Collectables and other odds and ends were all he had to offer.

Patty was not convinced. No car? No property? Littl...

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A frog wants to get a loan

A frog goes into a bank and speaks to the teller about getting a loan. The teller, Mrs. Whack, brings him over to a desk where they can discuss.

"So, what will this loan be for?"

"It's to buy my father a new stereo. He's super into rock & roll."

"Not to be intrusive, but you...
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