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Couch Potatoes Jokes

Though they couldn’t be more different, explorers and couch potatoes have one thing in common.

They’re both looking for the remote.

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

The invention of television has eliminated famine in Ireland.

Now, when the crops fail in the garden, the population can raise couch potatoes in the living room.

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