What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea?
An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits.
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Elderly couple is driving down the road and get pulled over.
The officer says "sir. You were doing 65 in a 45". Old lady in the passenger seat says "What did he say?" Man says "he said I was speeding" Officer says "I'm gonna have to issue you a citation." Old lady, "what did he say?" Man "he's giving me a ticket" As the officer is filling ...