Congratulations to me! Just made my last mortgage payment. I'm having a huge party. Come on over.
BTW, I still owe them like $80 thousand, but fuck 'em.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home.
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