Class President Jokes - 6 Hilarious Class President Jokes

Two schoolgirls are talking about who to vote for Class President.

"I'm voting for Mark. He's so dreamy!"

"I'm not voting for that big horndog. Every time he sees me he gets turned on. He tries to act like it's not happening, but it's pretty obvious."

"So?"

"I'm not voting for an erection denier."

I once ran for class president against a boy with terminal cancer

I know I lost to the simpathy vote, although in retrospective I did run a very negative campaign

"Vote for me, I won't abandon you in 2 months"

Kid at my school, running for class president:

"Hello, everyone please stand up."

*we stand up*

"Okay, you can sit down again now."

*we sit down*

"That was to show that i have power over you. Vote for me."

Why is it stupid to vote for Class President?

Its a minor election, not a major one.

What do you call it when one kindergartener beats up another kindergartener to become class president?

A coup d'tot.

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