What's the difference between a homeless person and an art major?
About $4.32 in change.
Yet another art major joke
An artist walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, here's an art joke. How do you get an art major off your front porch? You pay for the pizza!" the bartender jests. "Oh, very funny. I'll have you know that now that I have my fine arts degree I don't have to deliver to people anymore. In fact, peop...
I vandalized an art major's car today.
Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy.
What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?
One has a job.
What did the Ethics Professor say to the Art Major?
You have to draw the line somewhere!
What did the Art Major say to the Other Majors?
I'll paint your reactions when your Jobs are Automated if you buy me dinner!
My art major friend was told the other day, a true artist should please no one but themselves
besides of course, their Starbucks managers
An engineer and art major were living together. One day, the house burned down, but only the engineer survived
The reason: The engineer was at work
I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees
Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then
Why do people put "draw me something funny on the inside of the pizza box" in the Other Requests box?
Because they know the pizza place is gonna be filled with art majors anyhow.
I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood- the works.
“Zombie?” I guessed. “No. Art major.”
The Job Interview
This is a joke my friend told me a while back:
A company has opened a new position and is trying to fill it from a pool of candidates with diverse majors. First the interviewer calls in an art major. The interview goes well, and the interviewer asks one last question: "what's 9x9?" The art ma...
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