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Area 51 Jokes

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

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We should send sex offenders to storm Area 51

Alien Vs Predator

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A plane is spotted trying to land at Area 51

One day at Area 51 a radar tech spots a single engine plane on final approach to the secret Air Force base. The plane touches down and is immediately surrounded by armed guards. The plane is impounded and the pilot is whisked off for questioning. The pilot claims that he had been flying from Las Veg...

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base ...

Whats the difference between Capitol and Area 51 raid?

People were not stupid enough to actually go inside of Area 51.

Guys I m sneaking into Area 51

They didn't see m...

A basketball team is created in Area 51 and for the inaugural match they decide to play against the Vatican.

How do they call the event? Aliens vs Predators

Hey girl are you Area 51?

Cause the government will shoot me for trying to get inside you forcefully

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Does my alien girlfriend from area 51 have a Penis?

Something inside me says yes

We stormed Area 51 and found an alien

He’s name is Juan, they found him at the border.

Hey gurl, are you Area 51?

because there are tons of crazy rumours going on about you and upon further research, it seems like they might actually be true.

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

All these people posting about invading Area 51..

All they need to do is change the “restricted area” signs to “now hiring” and “now recruiting” and it’ll lower the numbers by at least half.

I think the Area 51 raid is just stupid.

How do we not know the government won't just relocate them aliens before the 20th?

People keep talking about how they’re going to raid Area 51

Don’t they know that Donald Trump is moving all the aliens to Mexico?

In honor of Area 51, what do you call too many aliens in one place???

Extra terrestrials

Jokes on us when the “Storm Area 51” event...

turns out to be a timeshare presentation.

Can you imagine Netflix making a TV show about storming Area 51?

But then again, Stranger Things has happened

Donald Trump heard about the Area 51 raid today and he said he wants to go.

He said, "if there are illegal aliens there I want to find them and send them back to their own planet."

I think now that we've meemed and raided area 51, we should also raid the Vatican so we can compare...

We could call it Aliens vs Predators

I was in Area 51 last week. Here is a list of everything I saw

[Redacted]

What if we tell the flat earthers that the answers they are looking for are in Area 51

Then that way we get to watch people storm Area 51 and no one dies that anyone cares about!

I have a feeling that quite a few people are getting "probed" over at Area 51 this weekend.

And its not by aliens.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

[Long] Theodore was once a wild horse, happily roaming amongst the sagebrush of Nye County, NV. But he wandered into Area 51 one day.

After the sensors detected his presence, Theodore was captured by scientists and used for experiments. One day, through a highly unethical and bleeding-edge process utilizing CRISPR, he was transformed into a human male.

Not everything carried over well between life as a horse and life as a ...

Some might doubt that TV shows inspired hundreds of thousands of people to raid Area 51 looking for supernatural beings

but I've seen stranger things

A guy wearing full camo sneaks into a bar

He tip-toes his way through the few customers idling about and tries to sneak behind the counter, but an invisible force violently pushes him back.

Realizing he's somehow been detected, he tries to escape from the bar only to be thwarted by another stern shove blocking his exit.

The ba...

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[OC] After area 51 raid, Joe drugged and took an alien to his home. When the drug worn off, Joe saw the alien walking towards him with a massive boner and he asked Joe in perfect English with a seducing voice "Who are you, sexy thing"?

Joe replied... Sapien.. No homo

Trump's first tweet on his first day as president.

Just visited Area 51. Aliens are real! Government has been lying for too long. Very bad!

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