Alvin is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above that says, "Alvin, sell your business!" He ignores it.
The voice goes on for days saying, "Alvin, sell your business for three million dollars!" After weeks of this, he relents and sells his store.
The voice says, "...
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Alvin was in prison (long)
He knew that all incoming and outgoing mail is screened. Alvin got a letter from his wife that said "Is it the right time to plant potatoes?" Alvin sent a letter back: "Do not, under any circumstances, dig up the old garden, that is where I hid the bank money" Two weeks later his wife wrote...
What do you call a religious animal
Alvin the chipmonk
I.T. auditor and a Blonde
At this point in time in the company, the periodical security audit came around. Everyone's passwords were purged and new ones needed to be implemented. As a bonus to help employees with the grumbling there was an award for the strongest password that was used without problem since the last audit. T...