A farmer is expecting his 3 daughters dates to arrive, so he hears a knock on a door, decides to grab his shotgun for intimidation, and opens it.

The first date arrives and says,
“Hello there! My name is Lance, and I’m here to take Chance out to the dance.”

So, the farmer calls his daughter, Chance, and they go off together. The another knock is heard, so he answers it again, shotgun in hand.

“Hey there, it’s me, Dave, and I’...

BRITISH PERSON DOING AMERICAN ACCENT: *does so perfectly*

#####AMERICAN PERSON DOING BRITISH ACCENT:
"Allo guvnah! Pishy poshy crumpet cheerie-o old bean!"

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