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9gag Jokes

Reddit, Imgur and 9gag walk in to a bar.

Reddit orders a beer.
Two days later Imgur orders a beer.
Four days later this joke has a 9gag watermark on it.

what's the difference between reddit and 9gag?

A week

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What did the man say upon going on 9GAG?

"Already Reddit"

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted.

A man has been stealing wheels of police cars

Police are working tirelessly to catch him


Note: saw it on 9gag but I had to share it because I literally was laughing out loud

In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.

One could say he was the Centaur of disease control.

Source: 9GAG post

A Redditor posts a joke.

And within 2 minutes of submission he has 8 comments telling him, “that’s a repost and that same joke was submitted last month and got 3k upvotes. We only want original content here!” So he deletes it and moves on.

Two months later he hears a new joke and posts it. Again within 2 minutes of s...

So I typed in "r/lastweeksposts"...

And was immediately redirected to 9gag. Go figure.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The seven shittiest Sins

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit

P.s : Not mine. I saw it today on 9gag

After being away from Reddit for a day, how do you keep up with what you missed?

You go to 9gag.

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