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Yoga Teacher Jokes

My roommate is a yoga teacher and she’s stopped paying me rent. I told her that in that case she needs to leave and she just said:

“Nah I’mma stay”

I applied for a job as a yoga teacher

"Are you flexible?"

"Well I can't do tuesdays."

A yoga teacher was murdered...

...they're saying it was premeditated.

My yoga teacher said that downward dog will take one to a place of spiritual revelation.

That's a big stretch.

A yoga teacher was gonna tell a joke

But thought it was a stretch

I asked my yoga teacher if he was going to go home from the studio right after class,

He said: Namaste.

What do you call it when you kill a yoga teacher before a session?

Premeditated murder

What did the yoga teacher told the gal that asked her if she'd like to grab a drink after class?

Nah, must stay.

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The wedgie I had during yoga class.

Shortly after I moved back to the city I wanted to start up yoga again. I had just come from the mall and bought these adorable little Victoria Secret panties that I had immediately put on. As soon as I sat down in the yoga studio I could start to feel them riding up. I was thinking “shit. How do I ...

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