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Year 2000 Jokes

In the year 2000, Putin was elected President of Russia...

The night after he was sworn into office, Vladimir Putin had a dream. In it, he stood in a long, elegant hall, and was surrounded by all of the great leaders of Russia, from Ivan the Terrible to Boris Yeltsin. Looking around at them all, he eventually bows his head and says:

"Great rulers o...

Things only heard before the year 2000:

1. Pass me that small book, I want to see what's on tv.

2. May speak to [FRIEND] please?

3. Did you tape-over it?!

99 was the year for misbehaviour...

But the year 2000 was the noughtiest.

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