When you don't have a lot of work experience, but you have a lot of ex-girlfriends
"Progressive problem solving skills in an increasingly difficult work environment, with ever increasing productivity goals, only for the company to downsize and lay you off because 'it wasn't you, it was me' reasons."
I went for a job interview today, when the interviewer asked, "Can you tell me about your previous work experience, in a nutshell?"
I responded, "I've never worked in a nutshell."
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Three girls walk into a bar
Three girls walk into a bar looking for a job. They hand their resumes to the hiring manager. The manager says "As much as I would like to hire all of you, I only have room for one of you. Since your resumes are so similar when it comes to work experience, I will hire the girl that best responds ...
A man goes into an interview for a job as a lumberjack.
"Do you have any relatable work experience?" Asks the interviewer.
"Sure thing. I worked in the Sahara Forest in Africa for 2 years."
"Sahara forest? You mean the Sahara desert?" Says the interviewer.
"Well sure. ...
Is it easy to get a job at a restaurant?
I don’t have a lot of work experience, so ideally I’d be looking for an entree-level position.
Vacancy announcements these days
- Work experience of 50 years or more; - Incumbent must defeat a dragon; - Willingness to work on weekends and holidays; - Helicopter piloting licence; - Ability to programme in any language imaginable; - Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppеr intеrmеdi...