Roger the wingless eagle didn't let the ridicule coming from other able-bodied birds get him down

He was unflappable

What do you call a wingless fly?

A walk

What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?

A fart.


*dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*

I invented wingless aeroplanes

Unfortunately, the idea never took off

I spent months inventing a wingless plane

sadly the idea never took off.

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