What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?
A fart.
*dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*
I spent months inventing a wingless plane
sadly the idea never took off.
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk
Roger the wingless eagle didn't let the ridicule coming from other able-bodied birds get him down
He was unflappable
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