My 8 year old cousin: " Why did the chicken cross the road?"
8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house.
Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha.
8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock
Me: Who's there
8yo: The chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I don’t know if anyone else has had this experience, but I was today years old when I realized that this joke is actually a fairly clever double entendre. I always thought it was a dumb “of course” punchline and it never remotely occurred to me that it had to do wit...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To take a photo in front of a church.
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My Daughter: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Me: "I dunno"
"To get to the idiots house" . . . . . "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
"It's the chicken...."
She's 8...
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN:...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ok.. Hear me out
So the perceived 'Road' in this case is actually the trick by the government to sell more adapters to construction company. This is because the secret lizard people of the UNDERGROUND are controlling the chickens neurons and each brain cell is secretly in on the plot. Y...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to die.
(Genius submission from my 5 year old son)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Trick question. 4/channers don't leave the house.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
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Why did the chicken cross the road with a secret document?
Who needs to know?
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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his friend the dummy.
M: Knock knock
Y: Who's there
M: Your friend the chicken!
[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a literary masterpiece!
Some might even call it poultry in motion...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpo...
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After 50+ years of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes, someone finally decided to just ask the chicken.
The chicken looked up, clucked twice, and said "What's a road?".
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the road had betrayed the chicken many years earlier.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Why is "why did the chicken cross the road?" considered the very first dad joke?
It was originally "why did the egg cross the road?" but it didn't have legs.
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[OC] from my 5 year old foster kid tonight: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the oven slide.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Let's make a list
Let's make a list of all the reasons why the chicken crossed the road!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To gent to the Gents Toilets where all the cocks hang out.
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his finger stuck in the chickens ass
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8 year old son's greatest joke
My son told me this joke years ago and it still is my favourite joke. He came home from school one day and says 'Dad, I have a joke for you.' I said, oh yes, let's hear it. Very low expectations at this point. He said 'Why did the chicken cross the road?', I replied with the usual, 'I don't know son...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find people who care about its cake day.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic. (A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
The answer is not quite clear but it did affect the geopolitical structure and landscape of western civilization by becoming prey for KFC.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was incredibly depressed. He wanted to die. Getting hit by a car would be easy. He wanted to get to the "other side."
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